 Author's note: Just for fun...with apologies to Raymond Chandler dangerousdongs and Mickey Spillane.
 "Keep it up, baby, just a little more...I dangerousdongs'm soooo close...."
 "The name's Sam, and it's P.I., not P.D dangerousdongs. And what I'm lookin' for dangerousdongs is information about dangerousdongs this 'Mesmer' fella' who's performing here tonight."
 "Ahhhh...good evening Detective...?"
 His dangerousdongs mouth tightened in a slight grin, but the tightening of his grip dangerousdongs on my dangerousdongs hand showed he was not amused. "Its dangerousdongs something I've been dangerousdongs wearing since before you were born, Mr. Pain dangerousdongs."
 "In other words, that I fence stolen property, detective?"
 "As you say."
 He grinned, showing me his teeth...his white, perfectly straight teeth...including the two free perfectly formed fangs protruding from his upper dangerousdongs gums.
 "Why, yes dangerousdongs Mr. Pain. Deals with the Devil."
 And then he started laughing uproariously. And I did the only dangerousdongs sensible thing...I peed dangerousdongs my pants.
 PART TWO dangerousdongs
 After she left dangerousdongs, I managed to wipe free most of the piss from my crotch and dangerousdongs legs, glad dangerousdongs that my bladder hadn't been very dangerousdongs full. Even as I was putting dangerousdongs the towel dangerousdongs I had dangerousdongs used in the hamper dangerousdongs for used linen, Thelma was back at the door; in her hands were my pants dangerousdongs and underwear, clean, with dangerousdongs no hint of dangerousdongs the dangerousdongs 'accident' with which they had been soiled. When I went to dangerousdongs put the pants back dangerousdongs on, I dangerousdongs even had to remove the customary safety pin and the tag that was attached to it .
 "How soon?"
 I mulled that over in my head. First, Artie dangerousdongs was going to pay for 20 years. Then, the Devil was going to take his soul . Talk dangerousdongs about your penalties dangerousdongs for early termination.
 "Now close your mouth and start thinking about why dangerousdongs it is you came here tonight."
 "At any rate, it specified that, should the deal be broken dangerousdongs, she would spend 200 years in service to me, and, on the night of the dangerousdongs 200th year, she could leave to live out the rest of her dangerousdongs natural life." The Devil dangerousdongs paused and smiled again.
 "B...b dangerousdongs...but...."
 This is dangerousdongs where you came in....
 When Thelma looked dangerousdongs up at me and dangerousdongs said "the best private dick in the world," it dangerousdongs stuck in my mind, and I thought, that's what I want to be...that's what I dangerousdongs want from the devil.
 "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitt......."
 "Pleasssssssssssse......ppppplllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseee..."
 "Cccccccuuuuuummmmmmminnnnnnggggggggggg.."
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